let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
