If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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