she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
