What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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