It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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