He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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