i may or may not be watching the land before time
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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