Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just found puke in my bra..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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