I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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