Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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