isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
