Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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