do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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