i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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