I'm sorry my penis didn't work
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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