it hurts more in the daytime
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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