We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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