Welp...herpes.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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