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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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