The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I smell stomach acid.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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