he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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