Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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