i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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