wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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