Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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