worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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