Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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