dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I have post one night stand depression
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