hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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