How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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