it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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