So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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