pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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