At least make sure they are 18
Why
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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