They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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