Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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