just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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