He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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