discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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