Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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