operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Randomize
