i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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