Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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