No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
