You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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