O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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