My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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