white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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