I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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