You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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