Your dad touched me again.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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