Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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