Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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