"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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